You'll Float Too Hoodie

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Hoodie that leans into eerie nostalgia and slow-burning chills. A soft, medium-weight fleece holds a bold, unsettling graphic: a haunting clown smile across the back and a small, hand-lettered “you’ll float too” on the chest. It feels like pulling on a story — late-night thunder, a creaky porch, the kind of scare you replay with friends. The relaxed dropped shoulders and roomy pouch pocket make it comfortable for long nights at horror marathons or strolls through foggy streets. Subtle details like a two-piece jersey-lined hood and tear-away label keep the piece wearable and low-fuss, while OEKO-TEX and fair-labor certifications mean the garment was made with both people and planet in mind.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fleece: warm but breathable for layered wear
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester face for softness and durability (color-dependent blends)
- Two-piece jersey-lined hood and dropped shoulders for comfort and fit
- Front pouch pocket and classic fit for practical, casual wear
- OEKO-TEX certified and produced in FLA & WRAP-partnered facilities for sustainable, socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean